Public Notice:

I am not in any way permanently handicapped. I am neither in a wheelchair nor a cast. I am upright. I am mobile. I am still trapeze-operational.

It has come to my attention that my post below – “The Pain” – has caused concern and alarm in the reading ranks. I am damaged but not daunted. “The trapeze eez not for girls. Eez for the hard b*tch.” That’s from my Russian trainer. I don’t know if the statement is causal or descriptive, but it’s certainly true. I’m fine. Bruised and battered but standing and strong.