A friend of mine just moved back to her native London. The day before she left, we went to collect her three-year-old from his ultra-cool day school. As he made his rounds of goodbye hugs, she made conversation with another British three-year-old.
Her: Are you watching England tomorrow?
Him: Yeth.
Her: What do you think? Beckham going to make another goal?
Him (looking down, ashamed at her ignorance): It’s about the whole team.
Displaced 
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