Today’s Theories

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I started a new job this week. This has resulted in a sum total of three thoughts for today.

1. Girls like diamonds because they are shiny. Magpies like shiny things. Ergo, girls = magpies.

2. Aaron Sorkin is one of those guys who is just not funny when he’s trying to be funny. Studio 60 is no West Wing, my friends, but it would sure be closer if they ditched the self-righteous blonde. Don’t feel bad, Aaron, no one can write about their exes for at least five years. Give it up.

3. As far as I’m concerned, this is the funniest sketch ever on Whose Line Is It Anyway?. I understand that having watched enough episodes of the show to use the word “ever” makes me a little bit of a loser, but I can live with that.

That’s all. Those are today’s theories. Take ’em or leave ’em.

Categories: News, Nuisance, Miscellany


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