He is talking very quietly into the voice piece of his cell phone headset. I’m sitting ten feet away and I can’t hear what he’s saying. He’s been at it for almost two hours. It’s starting to get to me.
Is he just moving his lips, like a Braille phone? Or something. I don’t think they have Braille phones where you just whisper. They might though.
Is he a mobile phone sex operator? Do they have those? Like in those movies where the techie bad guy bounces “the signal” all over the world so it’s untraceable. I thought it was just “the signal” bouncing around, but maybe there’s really a guy and this is him.
Or maybe he’s just the one, single, only polite public-cell-phone-using guy on the planet. Could be. I think the phone sex thing is more likely though, don’t you?