It all works out in the end

Me: Where do you live?
Her: Richmond.
Him: Not the Richmond. In Richmond. The city.
Her: There are so many cute houses for sale in our neighborhood.
Me: Oh?
Her: Yeah. I mean, people are afraid to move there.
Him: Yeah, it’s got one of the highest murder rates in the country.
Her: But most murders are by people you know, so…
Me: So as long as you don’t get to know anyone, it’s perfectly safe.

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