McSweeney’s Lists: Mundane Dreams
#2: I am at work, wearing my clothes.
#4: No one is chasing me.
Full list here.
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I had a dream this morning that Steve Jobs died. I really want an iPhone. I’m don’t think Steve Jobs is what’s standing in my way, but clearly my subconscious does. I’m going to have a word with my subconscious. I’ll be right back.
Displaced 
I just got my iPhone and despite the fact that I have poor AT&T reception in my house (sigh) it works great just about everywhere else I go… Therefore the solution to my problem is simply to move.