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Doll-Housing Crisis Set To Worsen, Mean Older Brother Says

I’ve been in Sonoma for a few days, lounging about with my aunt and cousin. I asked R what he thought should be on the agenda and he said something like, “Hang out in the yard,” because sometimes he and I lie in the hammock and lawn chair and read magazines and it’s oh so relaxing. Somehow his suggestion got translated to, “Stand around in the yard.” So now I have a set of pictures of my relatives standing in the yard perfectly still doing nothing. We think it’s hilarious.