For the displaced New Yorker (non-displaced New Yorkers are still living in New York and have nothing to prove on that point): New Yorker notecards. (Shout out to my fellow displacee, LB, for that one.)
I love me some narwhal and all the friendly accessories included, I’m just not quite brutal enough to get this myself. Seems tame in the age of Halo tho… The Avenging Narwhal Play Set.
Same deal: I’d love to have the cajones to actually get one of these myself. Instead, I’ll just steam silently. Except when I leave passive aggressive notes for offenders when they go the Starbucks bathroom. But that’s another story for another day.