More Gifts

Since we’ll be away for Thanksgiving and are not – I repeat NOT – going to be biking around in the rain four days before Christmas picking up gifts, it’s a big Christmas planning weekend.

This one isn’t really a gift per se, since I’ll be getting it for myself. In fact, I am ordering one of these RIGHT THIS MINUTE. Because I need to wear it to every meeting I will be having this coming week.

I approve of an eco-friendly Judeo-Christian holiday season, but this is ridiculous. For one, mermaids don’t have LEGS. And for two, if they did, they wouldn’t wear pants with zig zags. I didn’t even wear pants with zig zags in 1974. Pull yourselves together.