multi_jello.jpgPardon me if I’m being obtuse, but why does this eBay listing for a Jell-O mold contain the specification “no burn marks”? God knows I’m no cook but what exactly would you be doing to your Jell-O mold that would leave burn marks? Fall asleep smoking in it? Jell-O with hot coals, hold the pineapple? Flaming Jell-O? See, flaming Jell-O would be sweet. I get it now. Forget I said anything.


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