Butter and Pants

Ingenious. The butter bell. Keeps butter at room temperature without letting it spoil. Not that it does spoil at room temperature. Not for a while anyway. But boyfriends who shall remain nameless insist that it does, so butter bell it is. Also, the bell looks nicer than room temperature butter in a melty brick.

Not so ingeniously, Lucky is discontinuing my favorite jeans, the Easy Rider, so get ’em before they’re gone. And don’t let the salesperson tell you that the Classic Rider is the same because they’re not: no button fly means Not. The. Same.