I am troubled that you can buy a used toothbrush on Amazon. That can’t be good.
This has actually been bothering me for a while, but the holidays made it slip my mind. I’m definitely going to put it back on my list of things to think about until I figure it out.
Question 1: Who thinks s/he can sell a used toothbrush?
Answer: The person – let’s call him Unscrupulous Scheister A – who’s been able to sell a used toothbrush.
Question 2: Who bought the first used toothbrush to make Un.Sch.A think there was a market for this particular dry good?
I’m stumped on Question 2.
Maybe it’s someone like me who bought one just to see what we’re talking about here. Dammit. I’m that jerk, aren’t I? I’m a not so distant cousin to that first idiot who sent money to that guy in Nigeria or that numbskull who bought that first pack of Viagra off the internet or that schmuck who clicked on that porn link and messed it up for the rest of us forever. Damn damn damn. Now I can’t order it. And I’ll never know.
If anyone has one already though, could you send me a picture and a status assessment?