Last weekend at a party, the hosts had games and prizes. On the record, I will complain about this but it is a very practical way to get people mingling and also, most important, an excellent way to get prizes, which I love.
This was one of my prizes. It’s cell phone bling that you can glue onto your phone. Pink and silver bling in the shape of a heart for my brand new Blackberry Pearl. I know you think that sounds pretty good, but that’s not the best part. The best part was when I asked a well-spoken, mild-mannered friend of mine what YFL stands for (see upper left corner brand marking) and she said, “You Fucking Loser.”
Now that’s a snappy comeback.
Displaced 
I once saw a pink case for my phone, completely covered in those little jewel type things on ebay. I nearly bought it, to embrace my inner chav, and then I realise that if anyone ever saw it, they’d immediately lynch me. 😀