I am not kidding

So there I am, browsing through trashy gossip on a rainy weekend and what do I find? An anomaly! Can it be? A book review in OK! Magazine. Go OK!! You show ’em who reads books!! You show ’em who’s got a literary bone in her body! You…oh. Never mind: it’s two sentences long. Oh well, let’s go ahead and give it a shot anyway. Everyone deserves a chance.

The Cult of Perfection by Cooper Lawrence
“Media personality Lawrence explores women obsessed with perfection. While interesting, the pop psychology offered in the book lacks depth.”

I’m sorry, what???? Pot? Kettle? Hello? No one? *sigh.