“I stand today for the midget at the size of a regular guy.
As the big parade passes by
Let me hold you little man:
We’ll make believe you can fly.
You shout me for me to put you down,
But I’m marching today for your cause.
I’m banging the drum:
Your big day will come
When they re-make The Wizard of Oz.
Let me hold you little man
Thank God I am tall
I won’t let you fall
We’re all midgets and some are just small.”
You need to rent Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story today. If you want more John C. Reilly, hit the Fresh Air interview here.