Things My Boyfriend Says.com

Birthday.

me: It’s my birthday soon. You’d better get me something pretty.
e: I’ll get ME something pretty, and you can play with it.

Just wanted to remind you about that site again. Also about my birthday. If you need my address to send presents, just ask.

On his first million.

me: So you’re going to buy me a pony, right?
e: No, I’m going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets.
me: And then with the rest you’re going to buy me a pony, right?
e: I don’t think there will be anything left after I get my gold rocket horse.

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