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“Have you heard of this new drug cocktail called Cheese? I looked it up and it turns out that ‘Cheese’ is Tylenol PM and heroin. So really—it’s heroin. Heroin is doing the heavy lifting. My advice? Just do the heroin. It’s very powerful.”

"Cease your protests, the deal is done!" Translated captions for Russian cat photos.