Pimp My Semi

Starbucks person: Tall? Grande?
Me: Grande! Livin’ large!
R: You really do wish you were a trucker.

That’s kinda true. Not the job, but the diners yes, please.

At a massive truckstop at the foot of the Rockies I saw a truck with a deluxe cab that was to all intents and purposes an apartment, complete with bed in the back and upholstered everything. That’s what I’m talking about. Bring me my Prius and some brocade fabric and I’ll get started. And a staple gun. I’ll definitely need a staple gun. And some more coffee. And maybe a hat. And a CB radio.

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