Little A. is nearly nine weeks old. Let’s see where we stand:
A.’s accomplishments, relative to starting point of birth:
- Can almost hold her head up.
- Can almost roll over.
- Smiles.
- Laughs a tiny laugh.
- Eats mostly without help.
- Sleeps four hours at a time.
My accomplishments, relative to starting point of last week:
- Consumed almost 2.5 lbs of Starburst jellybeans (Original Flavors) nearly by myself.
I know, right? Sing it, little baby: your mother has mad skillz.
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Those are all badass accomplishments, both for mother and daughter.
And the “reCAPTCHA” word I was supposed to type in to validated this was “promoted” which I think is apt!