A.’s accomplishments, relative to starting point of birth:
- Can almost hold her head up.
- Can almost roll over.
- Laughs a tiny laugh.
- Eats mostly without help.
- Sleeps four hours at a time.
My accomplishments, relative to starting point of last week:
- Consumed almost 2.5 lbs of Starburst jellybeans (Original Flavors) nearly by myself.
I know, right? Sing it, little baby: your mother has mad skillz.