Displaced

First, you were a coke addict. And now you’ve ruined my life. YOU told me to vote for Viola Davis and I did. So I changed my vote from Penelope Cruz and now I’m losing and we’ve barely started and man do I hate to lose.

Also, I voted for In Bruges instead of Milk for screenplay because, let’s face it, Milk was an important movie but not a great screenplay. Plus, I got engaged in Bruges, so what was I gonna do? I forgot this whole deal was in Hollywood. Stupid southern California.

Geez. I hate everyone. Especially David Carr. I’ll be right back: I’ve got to go find some more liquor.