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You know how I’ve been sick forever? Like, three weeks? Well, I finally know what I have!

It’s the swine flu, people. It must be.

Let’s run through the evidence:

  1. I got sick.
  2. I have stayed sick (forever).
  3. Some of the time I have had “flu-like symptoms.”
  4. I am forward-thinking (generally).
  5. I like to think of myself as kind of an over-achiever (sometimes).
  6. When I fill out surveys that will cause marketing companies to give me new things, I check, “I like to try new things.”
  7. I saw a pig yesterday.

You see what I mean? Mystery solved, people, mystery solved.