What’s Up With That

I open the refrigerator. Light goes on. Open the freezer. Nothing.

I have no idea what’s in our freezer. With no light? Still don’t.

What’s the logic? Stuff in my freezer’s frozen ergo not gonna spill? Whatever. That frozen stuff weighs more than…more than…weights, for God’s sake.

Get. An. F’ing. Light. Seriously.