What’s going on

Here’s my latest diagnosis. Wait for it…Stress-Induced Narcolepsy. Yes!! That’s it. That’s what I have. That’s why I feel like my head will drop to my keyboard / steering wheel / plate at any moment. It has a nice ring to it, right? That’s definitely what I have. Either that or I’m not getting enough sleep.

I’m so tired, in fact, that all I can write about is how tired I am. Are you sleepy now? What about now? Now?