On second thought, isn’t a casino teaching you how to gamble like having your mortal enemy teach you how to fire a gun?
Are they really going to teach me how to gamble? Or are they going to teach me how to lose? And if it’s the latter, how will I know, since I’ll probably lose either way?
Maybe I’ll see if I can find a class that will teach me how to be a pickpocket instead.
Displaced 
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